FB reminded me that I posted this as my status a while back, I think this might ring a bell for many of you.
Me: dear brain please remember these appointments and dates
My brain: nah
Me: ok brain can you remember these peoples names and contact information for me?
Me: ok how about you remember this list of stuff I have to do today?
Brain: not really feeling it!
Me: where I left these important objects I need?
Brain: shakes head
Me: so what will you remember?
Brain: uh…how about lyrics from 20 years ago for songs you don’t even like!